ZOMG TIGER JOOSE

The other night at dinner with a lot of people I was offered drinks from a suspiciously colored bottle of vodka. I accepted the drinks without protesting, but a few later the man offering them to me (the veteran who lost his leg) started making snarling noises and flexing his arms. I looked toward his daughter who was translating for me and she told me that it had tiger in it. They have it for special occasions and its about 600 dollars to make two bottles of it, pretty reasonable as they have to kill a FUCKING TIGER! This occasion ironically was the anniversary this guy lost his leg in the war. They noticed I seemed a little skeptical and reassured me, "oh the tiger was very old, very old." They keep the tiger in a cage with a tube going into its stomach so that whenever the tiger eats, the stomach acids go through the tube, for the sole purpose of making the vietnamese strong. And I just kept drinking...